INDULGED
The archimedes principle of Shit Happens is:
Deconstricted Spincters make the Home Remedy the solution of choice. In summary, loose and jizzy beats obtuse and dizzy. No need for ribbons nor amicus curiae - just gimme some lovin', sweet-face girl o' mine.
The dreamland version of freeform shtetl counts on this star-based seance that passes as life. In other words, it's all real as rain.
The freedom-cloaked, jingoist-joke of salacious saluting is the backdrop for this day after. Made with effusive pheromones, today's trending is OMFG!! No parades w/ lemonade needed because of the risen occasion making persuasion with no evasion about the role of today. Many thanks doesn't begin to cover the spread.