It hit me watching last night's batch of TV shows via DVR. The mesmerizing effect of scenes flipping across the screen on FF has to be retraining your mind to accelerate random thoughts like that and if you couple it with aging memory, you accelerate dementia. New 2019 resolution - Slow the DVR to recalibrate the pace of the thought stream and postpone the dew-dew-dew-dew.

There was this guy who meant to say that the cupcakes were better than ho-hos but said instead better than hoo-hahs which was unanimously understood as he likes pastry better than boinkin'.

What if there were no more of these thought poops? Say the very next post came with Under New Management and it reeked with hot-shit-he's back. Pondering.